At the doctor's
Paddy goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, there's a piece of lettuce growing out of me bum."
The doctor asks him to drop his trousers and examines him.
Paddy asks, "Is it serious, doctor?
"
The doctor replies, "Well, I'm sorry to tell you,
The doctor asks him to drop his trousers and examines him.
Paddy asks, "Is it serious, doctor?
"
The doctor replies, "Well, I'm sorry to tell you,
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