Cucumber tarts

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Cucumber tarts

Postby rebbonk » Sun May 03, 2020 11:37 am

A chap goes into a bakery and asks "do you have any cucumber tarts?" The Baker apologises and he leaves with a sigh.

The next day he comes in again asking the same question "do you have any cucumber tarts?" Again the Baker apologises and again he leaves with a sigh.

Feeling sorry for the guy, the Baker decides to prepare 4 perfect little cucumber tarts in 4 sweet little pastry cases for the next day.

Sure enough, the chap goes into the bakery again the next day and asks "do you have any cucumber tarts?" This time the Baker proudly shows him the goods.

The chap has a real excitement on his face and says,
Spoiler:
"They are so disgusting, aren't they?" and walks out.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Cucumber tarts

Postby Melisandre » Sun May 03, 2020 3:58 pm

:lol:
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