Have you got a TV licence?
A man came to the door and asked, "Have you got a TV licence?"
I replied, "No."
"Well, you've got an aerial," he says.
I said, "I've got milk in the fridge too,
I replied, "No."
"Well, you've got an aerial," he says.
I said, "I've got milk in the fridge too,
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