Wedding arrangements

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Wedding arrangements

Postby rebbonk » Sun Apr 26, 2020 12:38 pm

I have just split up with my long term girlfriend, we had some differences over our wedding arrangements.

She wanted the full monty 250+ guests cathedral rather than the local church, white Rolls Royce, 12 bridesmaids, 6 page boys, plus a matron of honour. Champagne and canapés reception, followed by a 7-course cordon-bleu meal.

Me? I wanted
Spoiler:
to stay single.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Wedding arrangements

Postby Melisandre » Sun Apr 26, 2020 1:34 pm

:lol:
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