On the bus (Rather naughty)

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On the bus (Rather naughty)

Postby rebbonk » Fri Apr 24, 2020 11:52 am

An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat.

As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver "I have a dead pussy".

The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said "Sit with my wife.
Spoiler:
You two have a lot in common".
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: On the bus (Rather naughty)

Postby Melisandre » Fri Apr 24, 2020 12:47 pm

:lol:
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