My underwear
One morning I took a fresh pair of underwear out of my drawer.
"What's this?" I said to myself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when I shook them out.
I hollered into the bathroom to the wife, "Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"
She shot back, "It's not talcum powder.
"What's this?" I said to myself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when I shook them out.
I hollered into the bathroom to the wife, "Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"
She shot back, "It's not talcum powder.
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