Suzie loves me

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Suzie loves me

Postby rebbonk » Sat Apr 04, 2020 12:54 pm

Paddy pulled up a stool at his favourite bar and announced, “My wife Suzie must love me more than any woman has ever loved any man!”

The bartender inquired, “What makes you say that?”

“Last week,” Paddy explained, “I had to take a couple of sick days from work. Suzie was so thrilled to have me around that every time the milkman or mailman came by, she’d run down the driveway waving her arms and hollering,
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‘My husband’s home! My husband’s home!'"
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Re: Suzie loves me

Postby dutchman » Sat Apr 04, 2020 10:33 pm

:lol:
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Re: Suzie loves me

Postby Melisandre » Sun Apr 05, 2020 3:45 pm

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