An Irishman goes into a pub...

[dutchman]

...every day after work and orders three beers. The bartender asks why three at once? The guy says: "My two brothers and I always stopped after work for a pint. Now the one went to America, and the other to Australia. All three of us decided to keep the tradition even that far apart". One day the man comes in and only orders two pints. The bartender says "I'm very sorry for your loss". The man says: "What loss?" The bartender told him since he only ordered two, he assumed one died? The man said:

Spoiler:

"Oh no, it's just that I've given up drinking for Lent".

[rebbonk]

[Melisandre]