Dropped purse

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Dropped purse

Postby rebbonk » Mon Mar 16, 2020 12:36 pm

I was walking towards McDonalds and watched as this pretty young thing raced out of the doors dropping her purse on the ground.

Having trouble walking, I tried to catch her to tell her she dropped her purse. I yelled but she was too involved looking at her smartphone, as they do, to hear me.

I followed her yelling out "you have dropped your purse". No response. I followed her down the stairs onto the railway station platform knowing I'll catch her here while she waits for a train. No luck, as we get onto the platform the train doors open and she gets in.

"Shit" I said. I board the train at the doors nearest me knowing I can walk through the train to her.

I finally get to her and tell her "you dropped your purse at the doors of McDonalds".

She thanks me and as I turn to walk away, she say's "where is my purse?"

I turned, looked at her and said
Spoiler:
"For God's sake, I told you, at the doors to McDonalds".

I then walked off only to get a barrage of abuse from her.

Ungrateful if you ask me.
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Re: Dropped purse

Postby Melisandre » Mon Mar 16, 2020 4:44 pm

:lol:
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