Spitting image

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Spitting image

Postby rebbonk » Sat Feb 15, 2020 12:14 pm

A man is sitting on a railway carriage staring intently at the guy across from him.

"Hey" says the guy "why are you staring at me?"

"Whether you believe it or not" says Bob "you are the spitting image of my mother-in-law. Except for the moustache".

"I don't have a moustache" says the guy.

"No,
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but my mother-in-law does".
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Spitting image

Postby Melisandre » Sat Feb 15, 2020 2:24 pm

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