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Postby rebbonk » Sat Feb 15, 2020 12:13 pm

I gave a eulogy at a mate's funeral today.

I stood up, said "BARGAIN" and returned to my seat.

As I was passing his mother she touched my arm and said "Thank you,
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that meant a great deal"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Cremation

Postby Melisandre » Sat Feb 15, 2020 2:24 pm

:lol:
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Re: Cremation

Postby dutchman » Sat Feb 15, 2020 5:43 pm

:lol:
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