Winner!
Posted: Sun Feb 02, 2020 12:10 pmI was sat in front of the TV watching the horse racing and my horse came in first at 10/1. As I was celebrating, my wife walked in the room crying her eyes out.
"What's the matter?" I asked.
She replied "My Mother has just had a heart attack and been pronounced dead"
I grabbed my coat and ran out the front door when she yelled "Where are you going?"
"To the shops to do the lottery, they say it happens in 3's!"
"What's the matter?" I asked.
She replied "My Mother has just had a heart attack and been pronounced dead"
I grabbed my coat and ran out the front door when she yelled "Where are you going?"
"To the shops to do the lottery, they say it happens in 3's!"
