She's going to leave me

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She's going to leave me

Postby rebbonk » Sun Jan 26, 2020 12:23 pm

My wife came home from work to find me sitting watching football

“I've decided I'm leaving you all you do is talk about football you think about nothing else. Truth be told, I'm seeing someone else,” she said

“Really,” I replied.
Spoiler:
“What team does he support?”
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: She's going to leave me

Postby Melisandre » Sun Jan 26, 2020 9:04 pm

:lol:
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