Joining up
Two soldiers were having a chat during their free time.
First Soldier "Why did you join the army?"
Second Soldier "I didn't have a wife and I loved war. So, I joined. How about you? Why did you join the army?"
First Soldier "I had a wife
First Soldier "Why did you join the army?"
Second Soldier "I didn't have a wife and I loved war. So, I joined. How about you? Why did you join the army?"
First Soldier "I had a wife
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