3 French jokes

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3 French jokes

Postby rebbonk » Sun Aug 01, 2010 4:04 am

Q. What do you call a pointless race that covers around 2,200 miles throughout France?

A.
Spoiler:
The French.


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The French Government announced today that it is enforcing a ban on the use of fireworks at Disneyland Paris. The decision comes the day after a nightly fireworks display at the park, located just 30 miles outside of Paris, caused soldiers at a nearby French army garrison to surrender to a group of Czech tourists.

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Somebody was telling me about the French Army rifle that was being advertised on eBay the other day -- the description was:
Spoiler:
'Never fired, dropped once.'
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: 3 French jokes

Postby pollyanna » Sun Aug 01, 2010 11:51 am

:funny:


We should start a thread for French jokes!!
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