He's got a crush

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He's got a crush

Postby rebbonk » Mon Jan 20, 2020 1:53 pm

My mate told me in the pub last night that he's got a crush on Beyonce.

I said “Whatever floats your boat”

He replied "No,
Spoiler:
that’s buoyancy"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: He's got a crush

Postby dutchman » Mon Jan 20, 2020 9:03 pm

:lol:
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