"But," she asked "How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again doctor?"
The surgeon seemed to pause and his face reddened as a small tear ran down his cheek from the corner of his eye. The girl was alarmed.
"What's the matter, doctor? I will be all right, won't I?"
He replied "Yes, you'll be fine. It's just that no-one has ever asked me that
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