Can you imagine the chaos of being ‘called up’ if we end up going to war...
1939 : *All men 18 or over must fight*
2020 :
Vegans - I’m not fighting if you don’t have vegan alternative rations
Non binary - I don’t identify with war
Transgender - I’m not bunking with men *was born a man*
Snowflakes - I’m offended.
Feminist protesters - *All of a sudden don’t want to be treated the same as men*
Instagram ‘influencers’ - “hi guys so I’m just here on the front line, big thanks to Fashionova for these combat ready jeans that make my ass look good...”
LGBT protesters - “I’m not wearing camo, I won’t hide who I am”
We are truly b*ggered!