Then and now...

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Then and now...

Postby rebbonk » Fri Jan 17, 2020 12:21 pm

Can you imagine the chaos of being ‘called up’ if we end up going to war...

1939 : *All men 18 or over must fight*

2020 :
Vegans - I’m not fighting if you don’t have vegan alternative rations
Non binary - I don’t identify with war
Transgender - I’m not bunking with men *was born a man*
Snowflakes - I’m offended.
Feminist protesters - *All of a sudden don’t want to be treated the same as men*
Instagram ‘influencers’ - “hi guys so I’m just here on the front line, big thanks to Fashionova for these combat ready jeans that make my ass look good...”
LGBT protesters - “I’m not wearing camo, I won’t hide who I am”

We are truly b*ggered!
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Then and now...

Postby dutchman » Fri Jan 17, 2020 3:15 pm

I think most would be considered "unfit for military service"?
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