A redneck lion had to appear at the courthouse to prove he had been a good ruler of the animal kingdom. He was nervous about his first day in court, but his friends told him he'd be all right if he just focused on the questions the judge asked and answered them as best he could.
The lion dressed up in his very best suit, and got to court right on time.
He smiled at the judge and was very polite.
He was a little shocked when the judge asked him "Are you a lion?"
"No, madam" stammered the lion.