New job

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New job

Postby rebbonk » Thu Jan 09, 2020 12:01 pm

I started my new job today.

My boss handed me a fiver and said, "First things first, I need you to go down to the shops and buy me a glass hammer, a skirting board ladder and a bubble for a spirit level"

I laughed and said, "Do you really think I'm that stupid?"

He sniggered. "What do you mean?"

I said, "That lot
Spoiler:
is going to cost more than a fiver!"
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