Missing wife

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Missing wife

Postby rebbonk » Wed Jan 08, 2020 2:23 pm

My mate's wife went to the shop last night for a pint of milk but hasn't come home yet.

I said to him “oh mate, you ok? How have you been coping?”

He said
Spoiler:
“I've just been using that powdered stuff.”
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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