Friend calls

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Friend calls

Postby rebbonk » Wed Jan 08, 2020 2:21 pm

My friend called at my house this morning and said, "Are you coming out?"

"God no," I said.
Spoiler:
"I just like how the dress feels against my skin!
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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