No male pall bearers

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No male pall bearers

Postby rebbonk » Sat Jul 31, 2010 2:33 am

An elderly woman died last month.

Having never married, she requested no male pallbearers.

In her handwritten instructions for her memorial service, she wrote,
Spoiler:
"They wouldn't take me out while I was alive, don't want them take me out when I'm dead.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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