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Off swimming

Sun Dec 29, 2019 10:59 am

Driving my daughter to her swimming lesson this morning, I asked "So what are you doing today then?"

"It's 'locate and rescue' today." She said, "We've to dive under and grab a rubber brick from the bottom."

I said "You're going to have to hold your breath for a good while."

"Why, is it hard to find?" She asked.

"No idea." I said, winding up the windows
Spoiler:
"But I've just farted.
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