Marriage guidance

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Marriage guidance

Postby rebbonk » Sun Dec 29, 2019 10:56 am

We started a new marriage counsellor and the therapist asked my wife if she had any recent unexplained weight gain.

I certainly kicked things off on the wrong foot when I interjected, "Yes, but it's explained;
Spoiler:
Big Macs, Whoppers, pies, etc..."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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