Police investigation

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Police investigation

Postby rebbonk » Tue Dec 24, 2019 12:45 pm

Two officers knocked on my door today and said that someone fat, bearded, white-haired, cherry cheeked, and red-nosed had been dressing up as Santa and ringing a bell in the town-centre stealing donations to a fake charity.

"Anyway," they said, "Can we come in and talk to your wife,
Spoiler:
she fits the description perfectly."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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