"Ok," says the man, "I want to visit America bit I'm scared of flying and get violently seasick, can you build me a bridge so I can drive there?"
"Don't be ridiculous," says the genie, "do you realise how many millions of tons of steel and concrete that would take, not to mention the hazard to shipping and wildlife. Think of something else."
"Alright" says the man, "can you find me a woman who I can have an intelligent conversation about football with?"
The genie thinks for a second and says
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