What would I tell them?

[rebbonk]

I swiped right on a girl without a picture, and we matched. So after a brief chat I went to go pick her up. I wasn't expecting much, probably 120kg with bad skin, but hey, I was so desperate it was this or join a chatroom.

I walked up to the door and lo and behold, 5'2" baby blue eyes, strawberry blonde hair, all the right curves in all the right places. I couldn't believe my luck.

I asked her what she did for a living. She said she taught Sunday school. Now I never had me a Christian girl, but I'm open minded so I took her to dinner.

On the way, I lit a joint and asked her if she puffs. "Oh heaven's no, what would I tell my Sunday school children!?"

I said "Okay, weed's 50/50 some people do, some people don't".

And I took her to the best restaurant I knew. I ordered the steak; she ordered the lobster. I asked for the second most expensive bottle of wine on the menu. When the waitress came to pour. She said she didn't drink.

I said "you don't drink?!?"

"Oh heaven's no, what would I tell my Sunday school children!?"

Excellent food, sparkling conversation but I'm bummed out, I don't know what to do with a girl like this.

So I'm driving her home and pass a cheap motel, I figure, what have I got to lose.

So I ask: "Wanna get a room and knock boots?"

She says "I thought you'd never ask!"

I say "Really? What are you gonna tell your Sunday school children?"

She says "The same thing I tell them every week.

Spoiler:

You don't have to drink and do drugs to have a good time!"