Good news, bad news

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Good news, bad news

Postby rebbonk » Sun Dec 22, 2019 11:26 am

A woman phones up her husband at work for a chat.

Says He: "I'm sorry honey but I'm up to my neck in work today."

Says She: "But I've got some good news and some bad news for you dear."

Says He: "OK darling, but since I've got no time now, just give me the good news, OK?"

Says She: "Well,
Spoiler:
the airbag works!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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