Magic pool

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Magic pool

Postby rebbonk » Fri Jul 30, 2010 2:06 am

There were three guys. They had been working solidly for 3 days and were very tired. They found a hotel, rented a room and went to sleep.

Then, this old guy comes in out of nowhere, and says there is a magic pool just outside their hotel room.

He tells them "OK, it's dead easy. You just jump off the diving board, and yell out what you want to land in."

So the three guys go over to the pool.

The first guy, a vegetarian, yells out "Bananas!" and lands in a pool of bananas.

The second guy was money hungry and yelled out "Money!" and lands in a pile of money.

The third guy jumps, and a passing bird craps on his head, he yells
Spoiler:
"Oh shit!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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