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Golfers

Postby rebbonk » Fri Dec 20, 2019 12:27 pm

Four old Aussie men were playing their weekly game of golf, and one remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an argument, go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies, and play a round.

His buddies all chimed in and said "Let's do it! We'll make it a priority, figure out a way and meet here early Christmas morning".

Christmas morning arrives and they were all on the golf course.

The first guy says "Boy, this game cost me a fortune! I bought my wife such a big diamond ring that she can't take her eyes off it".

Number two guy says "My wife is at home planning the cruise I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures".

Number three guy says "Well, my wife is at home admiring her new car, reading the manual".

They all turned to the last guy in the group who is staring at them like they all had lost their minds.

"I can't believe you all went to such an expense for this golf game. I woke up, slapped my wife on the ar$e and said: 'Well Babe, Merry Christmas!
Spoiler:
It's a great morning for either sex or golf' and she said 'Don't forget sunscreen!'".
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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