Laughing man

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Laughing man

Postby rebbonk » Thu Dec 19, 2019 10:51 am

A bus full of ugly people had a head-on collision with a truck.

When they died, God granted all of them one wish.

The first person said "I want to be gorgeous".

God snapped his fingers and it happened. The second person said the same thing and God did the same thing. This went on and on throughout the group.

God noticed the last man in line was laughing hysterically.

By the time God got to the last ten people, the last man was laughing and rolling on the ground.

When the man's turn came, he laughed and said "I wish
Spoiler:
they were all ugly again".
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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