Drunk drivers

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Drunk drivers

Postby rebbonk » Wed Dec 18, 2019 1:01 pm

My local police were conducting traffic stops last night to catch drunk drivers.

I was really drunk so I took a taxi because they were just waving taxis through.

I was quite impressed;
Spoiler:
I’d never driven a taxi before!
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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