Conspiracy theories

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Conspiracy theories

Postby rebbonk » Thu Dec 12, 2019 12:21 pm

My mate Dave, loves his conspiracy theories. He told me that the latest smart TV's have a hidden camera built into the surround that's virtually undetectable, so not only do they activate on voice commands but they watch you watching the TV ostensibly to gauge your reaction to various stimuli.

I told him that that was total rubbish. However, I thought about it a bit and decided to put it to the test. After Match of the day had finished, I whipped my kit off and did a lap of the room, starkers.

Do you know what? He was right, within Ten minutes the police turned up, mob handed...…...
Spoiler:
and threw me out of the pub!
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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