God is not happy

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God is not happy

Postby rebbonk » Thu Dec 12, 2019 12:20 pm

One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behaviour that was going on. So, he called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time.

When he returned, he told God "Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not".

God thought for a moment and said "Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion".

So God called another angel and sent him to Earth for a time.

When the angel returned, he went to God and said "Yes, it's true. The Earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good".

God was not pleased. So, He decided to email the 5% that were good, because he wanted to encourage them, and give them a little something to help them keep going.

Do you know what the email said?

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Okay, I was just wondering, because I didn't get one either.
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Re: God is not happy

Postby dutchman » Thu Dec 12, 2019 5:22 pm

:lol:
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