Drink driving?
The traffic police spotted a man staggering towards his car and opening the driver's door.
They stopped and confronted him. "Excuse me, sir, but I hope you are not intending to drive the car?"
"Of course I am, officer" he slurred.
They stopped and confronted him. "Excuse me, sir, but I hope you are not intending to drive the car?"
"Of course I am, officer" he slurred.
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