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Party

Postby rebbonk » Wed Dec 04, 2019 1:11 pm

My mate and his girlfriend went to a party, didn’t realise it was fancy dress until they got there so he says to her, ‘Quick, jump on my back’ which she did.

He knocks the door and the host answers, looks them up and down and said, ‘What have you come as?’

The guy says, ‘I’m a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle!’

Host says ‘Oh yeah, and who’s that on your back?’

Spoiler:
‘That’s Michelle.........!!’
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Party

Postby dutchman » Wed Dec 04, 2019 9:38 pm

:lol:
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