'Gators

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'Gators

Postby rebbonk » Mon Dec 02, 2019 12:09 pm

A tourist was fishing off the coast of Florida when his boat tipped over.

He could swim, but he was afraid of alligators and hung on to the side of the overturned boat.

Spotting an old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted out "Are there any 'gators around here?"

"Naw" the man hollered back. "They haven't been around here for years!"

Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming calmly toward the shore.

About halfway there, he asked the guy "How'd you get rid of the 'gators?"

"We didn't do anything," said the beachcomber.
Spoiler:
"The sharks got 'em".
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