Neighbour

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Neighbour

Postby rebbonk » Tue Nov 26, 2019 12:02 pm

Dear Charlie,

We've been neighbours for six tumultuous years. When you borrowed my snowblower, you returned it in pieces. When I was sick, you blasted Metallica. And when your dog decorated my lawn, you laughed. I could go on, but I'm not one to hold grudges. So I am writing this letter to tell you
Spoiler:
that your house is on fire.

Cordially, Harry
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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