Woman in a bar

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Woman in a bar

Postby rebbonk » Tue Nov 26, 2019 12:01 pm

A guy walks into a bar and sees a gorgeous woman nursing a drink.

Walking up behind her he says: "Hi there, good lookin. How's it going?"

Having already downed a few doubles, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye(s) and says: "Listen up, buddy. I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean... It just doesn't matter to me. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just love it".

Eyes now wide with interest, he responds: "No kidding.
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I'm a lawyer too. What firm are you with?"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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