Half deaf

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Half deaf

Postby rebbonk » Tue Nov 26, 2019 11:59 am

A man walks into a doctor's office and the doctor sits him down.

"OK what is your problem sir?"

"I am half deaf" he replied.

"That's ridiculous! You can't be half deaf! There is no such thing!"

"Yes there is!"

"OK OK! Go down the hall and I'll shout a number and you shout it back".

"OK!" He said

When he got to the end of the hall the doctor shouts down, "88"

Spoiler:
"44" shouted the man.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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