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Dumb?

Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2019 10:09 am
by rebbonk
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, ”This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”​

The barber puts a £2 coin in one hand and two 50ps in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son ?”​

The boy takes the two 50ps and leaves.​

“What did I tell you ?” said the barber. “That kid never learns !”​

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy next to an ice cream van.​#

“Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take two 50ps instead of the £2 coin ?”

The boy licked his ice cream cone and replied, “Because, the day I take the £2 coin,
Spoiler:
the game is over.”

Re: Dumb?

Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2019 1:02 am
by dutchman
:applause: