however they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.
Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.
One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties
and use them.
Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to
ruin them.
She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave what had a wreath with a ribbon
on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that..
After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home.
The next day, the husband of one of the women was concerned that his normally sweet
and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said:
"These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst., my wife came home
with no panties!"
"That's nothing," said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck to her
ass that said.....
Spoiler:
