Down my pants

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Down my pants

Postby rebbonk » Wed Nov 20, 2019 12:57 pm

This drunk girl put her hand down my pants after a night out.

"Do you know what?" she whispered as she wrapped her hand around my *ahem*, "Something here tells me you're Jewish."

"Bit of a giveaway, isn't it," I smirked.

"Yes," she said.
Spoiler:
"I've been buying my own drinks all night!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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