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My date (bit naughty)

PostPosted: Sun Nov 17, 2019 11:32 am
by rebbonk
A while back, I picked up a lovely date at her parents' home. I'd scraped together some money to take her to a fancy restaurant.

She ordered the most expensive items on the menu. Oysters. Lobster. Champagne.

I asked her, "Does your mother feed you like that when you eat at home?"

"No," she replied,
Spoiler:
"but my mother's not expecting a sh*g tonight."

I said, "Would you care for dessert?

Re: My date (bit naughty)

PostPosted: Sun Nov 17, 2019 6:41 pm
by dutchman
:lol: