My date (bit naughty)

[rebbonk]

A while back, I picked up a lovely date at her parents' home. I'd scraped together some money to take her to a fancy restaurant.

She ordered the most expensive items on the menu. Oysters. Lobster. Champagne.

I asked her, "Does your mother feed you like that when you eat at home?"

"No," she replied,

Spoiler:

"but my mother's not expecting a sh*g tonight."

I said, "Would you care for dessert?

[dutchman]