Big chap

(no racial sterotyping or sexually explicit language please)

Big chap

Postby rebbonk » Wed Nov 13, 2019 12:46 pm

The huge college freshman decided to try out for the football team.

"Can you tackle?" asked the coach.

"Watch this" said the freshman, who proceeded to run smack into a telephone pole, shattering it to splinters.

"Wow" said the coach. "I'm impressed. Can you run?"

"Of course I can run!" said the freshman. He was off like a shot, and, in just over nine seconds, he had run a hundred-yard dash.

"Great!" enthused the coach. "But can you pass a football?"

The freshman hesitated for a few seconds. "Well, sir" he said
Spoiler:
"if I can swallow it, I can probably pass it".
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