Being neighbourly

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Being neighbourly

Postby rebbonk » Sun Nov 10, 2019 11:09 am

I knocked on my neighbour's door earlier and said, "Sorry to be cheeky, but do you mind if I use your bathroom? Mine's out of order at the moment."

"Not at all, come on in," he laughed.

About twenty minutes later he knocked on the door and said, "Uh, are you all right in there?"

I replied, "I'm fine.
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You need to buy more Radox, by the way."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Being neighbourly

Postby dutchman » Sun Nov 10, 2019 5:52 pm

:lol:
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