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Newspaper article

Postby rebbonk » Tue Nov 05, 2019 12:06 pm

A man is reading his newspaper and says to his wife: “Michelle, look. Here is an article about how women use about twice as many words per day as men do.”

The wife responds: “That’s because
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we have to tell you everything twice”
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Newspaper article

Postby dutchman » Tue Nov 05, 2019 7:57 pm

:lol:
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