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Few simple jokes

PostPosted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 3:20 am
by rebbonk
A drunk was staggering along one night, dragging a piece of string along behind him.

A passing copper asked, "Why are you dragging that piece of string?"

The drunk replied,
Spoiler:
"Because its a damn sight easier than pushing it"


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Koreans have recently brought out their own vegetarian version of an instant noodle snack.

It’s called
Spoiler:
Not Poodle.


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What do you call six pints of Guinness and a potato?

Spoiler:
An Irish 7 course meal.